Talk Like a Pirate

As you may have heard, it is Talk Like a Pirate Day. Now there are many ways to show your pirate, privateer or buccaneer love. You can talk like any kind of pirate you want. This kind, this kind, or this kind. There are even knitting pirates! So, don't let this day pass just because you think you can't do it. (You can certainly let it pass, I would just hope you would have a better reason.) So - arggh!