Dear Local Station,
We get it - it's snowy. The roads are bad. Now give me back my programs and please, let your reporters go inside. Feel free to break in to the programming if something new actually happens. (List of things that are not new - it's snowy. The roads are dangerous. It's cold. Things are closed. The stores have almost no groceries left.)
Lady Gaga and Cyndi Lauper were on TV this morning but I couldn't see them and really, they would have been a welcome distraction.