There was a heated exchange last night between a murderers and murder victims. What began as a peaceful gathering grew strained. The murderers brought weapons, and the murder victims began screaming claiming they had been allegedly attacked.
The murderer spokesperson said people who claim they are being murdered often exaggerate and yell, that the murder sticks the murderers carry are all perfectly legal, and there was no sign that anyone was carrying illegal sticks.
"I was raised on murder sticks, taught how to use them by my grandfather," one self identified murderer said.
None if those who claimed to be murder victims were able to be reached for comment by press time.