Sunday, June 10, 2018

One Sentence Summaries

In honor of tonight's Tony Awards, I am presenting one sentence summaries. Disclaimer: I have not seen all of these and well, it is meant to be both humorous and true. 

Best Musical Nominees: 

The Band's Visit - Things happen when you go to the wrong city. See also, band dudes are bad at checking where they are going. 

Frozen - Brand new queen ices over everything and her sister's new boyfriend plots a coup.  

Mean Girls - The patriarchy has taught girls some bad mating habits.  

SpongeBob SquarePants - Volcanoes cause chaos. 

Best Play Nominees: 

The Children - Nuclear explosions cause chaos. 

Farinelli and the King - Musical therapy can help depression and contibrute to adultery. 

Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Messing with time is a bad idea.  

Junk - Wall Street power brokers like money. 

Latin History for Morons - Everything you should have learned about Latinx folks in school but probably didn't.