Tuesday, June 06, 2006

The Amazing Lace Update #2

Well, Kiwi and I are learning more and more about each other. Kiwi has also gotten to know the silent partner in this endeavor - aka my cat. They seem to be getting along, although Kiwi is a little tired of having the occasional *cough* fur knitted in. But I say it only enhances the pattern. Kiwi is unconvinced.

Kiwi and I had quite the busy weekend. We started Saturday by heading downtown to participate in the Walk for the Cure. (Kiwi and I are in agreement that running is not any more or less supportive and there was no need for us to drain ourselves by running when walking was a perfectly acceptable alternative.)
Kiwi fared a little better than I. I wore shoes that had been broken in on warmer days, so ended up being just a smidge big on the rather cool day that we ended up with. Kiwi suggested I wear different shoes - flip flops even, but I didn't listen. Or at least not right away. So we ended up making a visit to the lovely CVS for flip flops and band aids.

Then, after a brief rest, we hopped into the car and headed up to Warrington, PA. Very pretty.
And then we headed back again, Sunday. Kiwi and I were quite tired, but proud of our progress. Stay tuned!

Someone Else's Article: More Author Annoyance

Just to show that other people experience severe reader frustration (perhaps we should name it and apply for APA status?) - here is the wonderful Jon Carroll with a lovely parody of how he thinks Dean Koontz might have described John Wilkes Booth right before he assasinated Lincoln.

Friday, June 02, 2006

Stuck in a Tower

The joy of feminism and female empowerment is that females can be whoever they want to be. Which means if you choose to be a wimpy, buffeted by the wind kind of girl - that is your right. However, if I am going to read about your fictional self - you (or perhaps more correctly your author) need own up to it.

I am reading Andrea Kane's I'll Be Watching You. And Taylor - our "heroine" - waivers back and forth enough to suggest one of two things. Either she is not as strong as Ms. Kane is trying to make me believe she is. Or Ms. Kane can't have her be strong, because that would interfere with the plot.

Now I have read others of Ms. Kane's contemporary romantic suspense, and enjoyed them. They tend not to be brilliantly plotted mysteries but this is the first one where by page 60 I was tired of the lead. A synopsis: Taylor, teen psychologist who works at an exclusive New York high school and also has a teen talk show, shared an apartment with her actress cousin. Her cousin dated an idiot, who one day, when the cousin wasn't home, assaulted Taylor. The cousin buzzed from downstairs, thereby interrupting the assault before it developed into rape. Dude left her unconscious and handcuffed to the bed. That same night the boat cousin and idiot were on blew up. Dun, dun, dun, dun! But wait, he has a twin.

I recognize that to be a therapist or guidance counselor or radio star, one doesn't have to be any good at running their own life. She apparently has no friends. She's an only child and doesn't talk to her parents. What do we have here? We have a woman in dire need of rescue! It's the chick-in-the-tower story. I'm so lost. I'm so alone. Whatever will I do?

Now, Taylor does start therapy herself and she does decide to move out of the apartment where she was assaulted (and apparently has enough money that she has not had to get a roommate to replace the dead cousin). But she's still lonely. And afraid. Especially when she starts getting emails, and senses she's being followed, and gets weird phone calls. But of course the police brush her off (in their defense she only called them about the emails, and they assumed they had been pre-set to be sent by dead idiot). So, what will she do?

Oh, hey - it turns out there is a sexy, masculine (ugh), complex (UGH), lawyer who happens to work with the twin idiots so he crosses paths with her due to some fraudulent investment dead idiot had set up with dead cousin. And so he offers to give her self defense lessons. Which she agrees to in exchange for stories of his big, warm, happy family. (Any guesses what will happen?)

And so it's wonderful when he starts showing up everywhere. And makes plans for them without asking her. (Which is a whole other rant, I know). In fact, she thanks him for not having sex with her after she falls asleep. Thanks him! And if this was part of the pathology of her having been assaulted, that would be one thing. But no - this is to show me that he's such a great guy and she's so lucky to have him. Imagine, a guy who waits until you're awake to have sex with you. What a catch!

And she's like this with everything. She confronts parents of a student who is making inappropriate sexual advances and tells them they need to have a talk with their son. But when his behavior continues, does she talk to them again? No - she avoids the student! When twin idiot shows up at the school on a trumped up reason and asks her out, does she just say, "No thanks" and move on. No, she stays to justify her decision. (Remember - she's a psychologist). And look, I'm not trying to say she's bringing this stalking on herself. Or that these various people would suddenly get it if she just took the right approach.

(I skimmed and finally made it to the end - and while it wasn't all totally predictable - it still was bad. And actually it was predictable, she just merged two over-used plots.)

So - everyone can be whatever and whoever they want to be - including the chick in the tower. But don't try to tell me that there is complexity and strength to sitting there and hoping things get better. But then, at the end (which I won't spoil) she suddenly has all this strength. But it's not her strength - no - it's because Mr. Complex Lawyer taught it to her.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

The Amazing Lace Update


Well, Kiwi and I have learned a lot about each other. Our pace together has been swift - and we are hoping to maintain that pace. Kiwi has learned that while I am very good about reading directions, I don't always follow them. Right off the bat, I knit and purled the first four rows, instead of just knitting. We both agreed we liked the effect and have continued with it. Hopefully, this won't prove problematic for us in the challenges to come.

Kiwi and I also suspect that they used white yarn in the pattern picture to make it difficult to see how much bra was really showing through. Since neither Kiwi or I really like sewing, this may become a garment that is worn as a top layer, rather than just a top. We shall see.

Hello, I am a Book Addict

Okay, I don't actually consider this a bad thing. For some reason, while my mother loves that I read she does not enjoy the fact that I read quickly or that I hang on to many of them. The quickly thing is less of an issue now, but used to drive her crazy after she would take me and my sister to the library, let us choose two books, and then I'd be done with mine that evening. (Keep in mind these books were about a hundred pages, it takes me a little longer these days depending on what I'm reading). My mother was confronted with that parental paradox, in that I had done just what she wanted, only faster than she had planned. So now I was back bugging her again. This often led to me reading my sister's books, which would still be waiting on the stairs. So, I also annoyed my sister by reading her books before she did. I was such a lovely child.

Anyway these days, I buy a lot of my books. I also borrow from friends. And so I own a lot of books. And while a sell, swap and donate a lot of books each year, I still have a lot. My mother is always surprised that I feel the need to go to a bookstore since I already have so many books. As I often point out, I have read them (Okay most of them, there's a couple that are "in progress" because I got stuck or distracted). And most of the ones I have saved I re-read. But there are so many books out there. And while I have no plans to attempt to read them all - there's a lot I want a crack at.

So, I have recently discovered Paperback Swap. Oh and this has fed my addiction. I post books I am willing to part with, mail them out, and earn credits that I can use to get other books. Currently, membership is completely free (although it does cost if you choose to become a boxer.) I have come across books I have been meaning to read, that are hard to find in my local store, or that I just wasn't sure if I wanted to pay full price for. With the closing of some of the nearby used books stores, this is a great substitute! And their selection is pretty impressive. In the short month or so that I have been a member, I have completed 24 transactions. Oh - it's so much fun.

But of course there are some books you can't trade. Or they're not quite in trading shape. Or you just feel a burning desire to release it immediately into the wild. Well, there is Book Crossing! Again membership is free, although you do purchase the supplies to designate your book. You can leave your book on a park bench, in a coffee-tea shop, in the laundromat, on the bus or wherever you are inspired to do so. Much like the money and camera tracking websites, people who pick up your can log in and let you know where they encountered your book. So you can follow your book's journey. (Hopefully, right now they say about 25 percent of books released get followed up on, but still - how fun!)

Happy reading!