Saw this over on Boing Boing. A man walks into a bank. Hands the teller a note demanding money. A short time later, a man is pulled over and arrested on suspicion of being said bank robber. The officers place him up against the hood of the cruiser and begin to empty his pockets. In an attempt to make himself appear less guilty (or so I imagine) the man leans over and
eats the note.
