There is a sign posted over the card machine in the laundry room that states: Please read all instructions thoroughly for proper operation.
Here's the thing, I can't imagine who this sign will help. As far as I can imagine people who are not currently reading the instructions are anti-reading, too "busy" to read, or unable to read English. None of this will be alleviated by placing a second sign saying hey, try reading.
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