(aka How to Know When People Will Not Find Your Assault Funny)
1. Punch a fuzzy dog mascot that is talking with a bunch of children.
2. Have the fuzzy dog mascot be McGruff the Crime Dog.
3. McGruff the Crime Dog is almost always worn by a police officer.
4. After your "funny" punch, hop back in your work car.
5. Have your work car be a bus.
6. Continue on your route until...
7. You are pulled over a few blocks later.
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